I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
Fuck you goat man
Tracks
tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
5 times you didn’t die and one time you did
(Source: reddit.com)
me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir
vine compilation #2345346234
(feat. vines i haven’t really seen in other compilations)
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
I just choked on my sandwich holy shit
one shot, one kill
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this is literally the height of comedy tho
Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”
Christine: “Just watching TV.”
Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”
[X-Files theme plays]
Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.comFOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!